"Duuuude, you're blowing this. Either tell her to beat it, or act like a normal person." Crow said. "You aren't Kyle here, just be a dick, Orcs are dicks. It's expected." Vola had quietly placed a hand on her sword hilt. She seemed very suspicious at this point. "What is nam...

“Oh, you not smart?” The younger Vola said, looking a little perplexed. “How not know any things?”

"Um...would it cheer you up to see the Orc?" Crow asked. "Cause here she comes. Better not say anything to screw up her past." he added, pointing to an approaching Orc. "Who you talk to? Why not speak Orc?" Vola asked as she approached. "Don't know you. Where from?...

"Whoa whoa whoa...you can't do that here." Crow said in a bit of a panic. "Orcs don't really cry man, you're going to stand out. Please just keep it down."

"Oh, you wanted me to help?" Crow asked sarcastically. "Why don't I just do everything? Tell you what, I'll even have the orc fall in love with me and go live happily ever after with her, y'know save you the trouble." he added. "I brought you through time idiot! Nobody has e...

"Well, I was trying to give you a hand." Crow said. "Which it looks like you'll really need since you won't be getting a date." he added. "Look, you just need to find an old Orc woman. I dunno her first name, but last name is....hmm skull something? basher? chopper? Nah, tha...

"Hmm...that's either really romantic or kind of pathetic. Not sure which. " Crow said before letting out a sigh. "Look, she's pretty guarded, but she's not exactly a genius either. You just gotta trick her into letting her guard down." he told Kyle. "Invite her on a date wit...

"Like I said, we'll figure that out later." Crow said. "You gotta get what you came for first. Although I gotta ask, why do you even want to do this? I get you like the orc, but it's not like she returns those feelings right? Is it really worth it?"

Vola headed back to her room. "I wonder where Kyle is?" she thought.

"The long way, as in, you just let time pass normally and eventually you are in the future." Crow said. "We aren't that far back, so you'll make it long before you die."

“Relax, I’ll just use my magic and you can take the long way.” Crow said.


“Why though? You still haven’t explained that.” Vola said. “Surely you have bathed at some point right? So what’s the big deal?”